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제가 들어가면 상대방은 아프다고 합니다. 삽입 후, 전 상대에게 액체를 삼키지 말고 뱉어라고 충고합니다.그러나 사실 저는 상대가 삼키든 말든 별로 신경 쓰지 않습니다.

저는 당신의 입을 구역질 나게 합니다. 저는 누구일까요? 치과 의사 


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먼저 손가락이 저의 작고, 둥근 몸 속으로 슬그머니 들어옵니다.언제나 최고의 남자가 가장 먼저 저를 갖습니다. 저는 무엇일까요? 결혼 반지 


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저는 두 쪽으로 나누어져 있으며, 먹히기 전에 벗겨져야 합니다.당신의 손가락이 저를 발가벗게 합니다.사람들은 절 먹기 전에 핥기도 합니다. 저는 무엇일까요? 땅콩 


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저는 하루 종일 들어왔다 나갔다 하기를 반복합니다.영어로는 Blow job 이라고도 하더군요.저는 저의 원래 뿌리 보다 훨씬 더 커지기도 하지요.남자의 입에 들어갈 때도 있지만, 대부분 여자의 입에서 놉니다. 저는 누구일까요? 풍선껌 


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저는 정말로 크기가 각양각색입니다.제 컨디션이 별로 좋지 않을 때는 질질 흘리기도 한답니다.당신이 절 불어주신다면(blow me), 제 기분이 한결 좋아질 수 있을 텐데...., 저는 누구일까요? 코 


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전 주로 남자들과 함께 일하죠.가끔 커다란 공이 매달려 있을 때도 있어요.제가 대낮에 일하고 있을 때는 마을 여자들이 눈살을 찌뿌린 답니다. 저는 무엇일까요? 기중기 


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신혼여행중 신부가 신랑에게 주는 약은? 배멀미약 


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가장 기분좋고 황홀한 춤은? 입맞춤 


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가장 비싼술은? 여자입술 


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고추 값이 오르면 걱정되는 사람은? 노처녀 


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성폐쇄설은 누가 주장했나? 고자 


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성억제설은 누가 주장했나? 참자 


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성개방설은 누가 주장했나? 주자 


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찔러도 피한방울 하나 안나는 사람? 노(no)처녀 


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팬티의 순수 우리말은? 으뜸부끄럼 가리개 


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브래지어의 순수 우리말은? 아기도시락주머니 


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벌건 대낮에도 홀랑 벗고 손님을 기다리는 것은? 통닭 


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유부녀를 가장 좋아하는 사람? 산부인과 의사 


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알몸으로 성공한 여자는? 누드 모델 


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모유의 장점 다섯가지는?

휴대가 간편,스페어가 없다,깨지지 않는다,쏟아지지 않는다,도둑맞을 염려가 없다 


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모유의 단점은? 식성대로 먹일 수가 없다 


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키스의 한자 숙어 4글자는? 舌往舌來 


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여자가 히프를 좌우로 흔드는 이유? 추가 없기 때문 


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여자의 히프가 큰이유? 요강에 빠지지 말라고 


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옛날 여자는 절개를 위해 은장도를 지녔다.요즘 여성들은? 피임약 


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고추 잠자리를 두 글자로 줄이면? 팬티 


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피가 나야 좋은 것은? 고스톱 


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남여가 자고나면 생기는 것은? 눈꼽 


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비만증 이란？ 남녀가 서로 몸을 비비고 만지는 증세 


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사랑을 느껴야 할 수 있으며 두 사람이 하는 것입니다.피를 봐야 하는 것입니다.옷을 벗어야 하며 앉거나 서서 하는 체위가 있으며 고통이 따릅니다.무엇일까? 헌혈 


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결혼하면 남자의 것을 여자가 빨아야 하는 것은？ 빨래 


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임산부를 8자로 말하면? 고추먹고 체한 여자. 


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20명의 여자를 7자로 하면? 이년 저년 십팔년 


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손만으로 해서는 안되고 허리를 잘써야 하는 것은? 노젓기 


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신혼여행 떠나는 신부를 보고 신랑이 필요 없는 것은 두고 가라고 했다. 신부가 놓고 간 것은 무엇일까? 속옷 


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사랑을 하면 눈이 먼다고 하는데 그 이유는? 밝아도 더듬게 된다. 


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위에서는 빨고 가운데는 만지고 밑에서는 열나는 일은? 흡연 


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인체 중에서 상황에 따라 보통때의 6배까지 팽창할 수 있는 곳은? 동공 


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여자두명이지나가는걸무어라할까? 질투 


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첫날밤을 지낸 신혼부부가 밤에 보는 해는? 신부 - 만족해, 신랑 - 행복해 


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한 달을 살고 난 부부가 밤에 보는 해는? 신부 - 더해!, 신랑 - 그만해 


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이제 중년에 접어든 부부가 밤에 보는 해는? 신부 - 뭐해? 신랑 - 뭘해? 


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신혼부부가 제일 좋아하는 곤충은? 잠자리 


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남자가 가장 좋아하는 술? 여자의 입술